Top 10 Hedge Fund Quotes

10. “If we don’t charge 2 and 20, no one will take us
seriously.”

9. “We are 75% cash because we cannot find
sufficient investments.”

8. “We charge 3 and 30 because that is the only way
we can keep our assets under several billion.”

7. “We don’t invest in crowded shorts.”

6. “I haven’t shorted before, but I do have my CFA.”

5. “Managed Futures are a better investment than Hedge
Funds because Hedge Funds are a zerosum
game.”

4. “What’s a Master Trust?”

3. “Your Head of Equity doesn’t understand our Hedge
Fund strategy.”

2. “Basically, I look at the trading screens all day and go
with my gut.”

1. “He will be with you in a minute sir, he’s still meeting
with his architect.”

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